I Can’t Focus, There’s Kittens

May 23, 2016

In which our heroes run through a variety of topics, none of them particularly interesting. As per usz.

Kermit the Frog stops by, The Hillary Clinton Email Depositions and Tycho’s analysis thereon, A dissertation on Bigfoot and Loch Ness, Kids and guns, Tycho calls out the girls he knew in high school, Aoife squeaks, The number seven musical (Aoife), A brief digression on poetry and Tycho being a lazy bastard, Our heroes blow their own minds with music, The number seven musical (Tycho), Aoife’s voice fetish, The saddest news of the week.

The title of this episode was almost "This is Called Confidence, Bitch!"


The Aquarium Trip

May 16, 2016

In which our heroes visit the Georgia Aquarium and make some wry observations.


Uncomfortably Non-Symmetrical

May 16, 2016

In which our heroes engage in a lovefest.

Also discussed:
The Entrance of the Asshole, How not to wait tables, Serena Williams’s culinary adventures, A bit about Emily Dickinson, Why Tycho doesn’t smoke, The earliest memories of our heroes, Tycho’s quick and dirty version of the Clinton Email Thing (with inaccuracies abounding), He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named’s Taxes, Anthony O. Martin, Warm sh*tty places, The number eight musicals, A short foray into Craigslist, Tycho and Aoife out themselves, A twenty minute retrospective


Luggage Rack on a Hurst

May 5, 2016

In which our heroes travel far and wide in their conversation, but ultimately return to topics of rage and irritation. As per usz.

Also under discussion: Tycho’s Mother on the First of May, Mayday, Our heroes discover truths about themselves, Aoife quizzes Tycho and he gets stumped a couple of times, Aoife’s tech talk, The KEO Time Capsule, Tycho’s Irritating Thing of the Week, The 10,000 Year Clock, The Number Nine Musical, Mr. Al Moody’s Seminal Work of Introspective Fiction (AKA, Tycho mercilessly mocks a fourth grader), Tally-Whackin’, Craigslist, Dennis Hastert and the statute of limitations, Aoife gets REALLY passionate.


A Slice of Sheep

April 25, 2016

In which our heroes record WAY too early in the morning.

Also under discussion:
Flash-Forward as a prelude to discussion of alternate dimension Tychos and Aoifes, Genre Television, including, but not limited to, The 4400, Fringe, and The West Wing, The New York Primaries, Prison Records in the outside world, Super Tuesday, Part 3! In Shocking 3D!, Brent Spiner, The Number Ten Musicals, PTSD, The Death of Prince, The story of Rowen and Tycho going to see West Side Story, Aoife quizzes Tycho, and neither of them realize the microphone came unplugged. Sorry about that. Tycho gets stumped, The Children’s Fund’s Lawsuit


The Spider and the Fly

April 23, 2016

In which Aoife brings you your poem for April 22. The Spider and the Fly, by Mary Howitt.

See, it's funny cause Aoife is terrified of spiders.


Annabel Lee

April 22, 2016

In which Tycho reads you his absolute favorite poem- Annabel Lee, by Edgar Allen Poe.
This is your poem for April 21.


I Carry Your Heart

April 21, 2016

In which Aoife brings you the poem for April 20. I Carry Your Heart, by E. E. Cummings


The Beast Below

April 20, 2016

In which Tycho's geekery shows a little bit. "The Beast Below," by Steven Moffat.


Where the Sidewalk Ends

April 18, 2016

In which Aoife brings you the next poem up- How The Sidewalk Ends, by Shel Silverstein